I build Babel-transpiled, offline-first VueJS interfaces with webpack which I deploy serverless via Apex while I drink artisan coffee in my favourite coworking space. I'm a digital nomad who uses my Apple Pencil on my iPad Pro to write collaborative blog posts on Medium with my distributed colleagues. I watch my favourite streamers on Twitch and have launched 12 startups in 12 months via Product Hunt. There would be a punchline but it's only available for my Patreon subscribers . . .